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Last Updated: 27.06.2025 03:21
They put up a sign reading
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Then came..
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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No way
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No go.
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Catatonics & High Colonics
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Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Next, they tried...
Still no good.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Nuts and Butts
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So, the docs changed it to read
Just Forget it!
share office space ...
So they tried
Loons and Moons
Freaks and Cheeks
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No, not a chance
Everyone loved it.
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Unacceptable again!
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